Is underwear a stupid gift to give dad on Father's Day? According to the makers of SwampButt Underwear it is not. In addition to their obvious bias, making underwear for men, the plain fact is that many men will not buy underwear for themselves.
Unreliable Sources
Relying instead on their wives or girlfriends to keep them supplied. This approach is not conducive to a reliable set of undergarments for the male populace as the women in their lives tend to come and go (mostly go). "A man will literally walk right out of his worn, stained, droopy, drawers before admitting he might need something new," said fashionista, social commentator, and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. "So before he has to tie his sad undershorts in place with a rope or piece of electrical cord, please order him some new SwampButt Underwear."
Origin of Father's Day
According to Google (www.google.com) Father's Day was founded in Spokane, Washington at the YMCA in 1910 by a woman, Sonora Smart Dodd, who was born in Arkansas. Its first celebration was in the Spokane YMCA on June 19, 1910. Her father, the Civil War veteran William Jackson Smart, was a single parent who raised his six children there. "You have to admire a man who survived war and single parenthood, especially before indoor plumbing was universal," said amateur historian and SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. Dodd's attention strayed to art and art school after the initial celebrations of Father's Day. In the 1930's Dodd finished with art school and returned to Spokane where she again promoted the celebration of Father's Day.
Counterpoint to Mother’s Day
Given that Dodd and her five siblings were raised by their widowed father it made sense to her that fathers were due some recognition. With the help of businesses that would profit from Father's Day, (the manufacturers of ties, tobacco pipes, crudely worded t-shirt makers, golf equipment, lawn tools or fishing gear, and any traditional present to fathers) Dodd and her day for dads was set. In 1938, Dodd had the help of ‘The Father's Day Council’, founded by the New York Associated Men's Wear Retailers to consolidate and systematize the commercial promotion of Father’s Day. The rest is retail history. “It would be cynical for us to speculate that the people who helped Sonora Smart Dodd promote Father’s Day were only interested in making money,” Heraldson said. “So, we will leave that to others who are already cynical about what motivated the original supporters of Father’s Day to continue with their skepticism.”
Scheduling to Coincide
The U.S. Open golf tournament is scheduled to finish on Father's Day, as was the 2016 NBA Finals. The FireKeepers Casino 400 NASCAR auto race at Michigan International Speedway is sometimes held on Father's Day.
Non-Cynical Bargain
Get 25% off your purchase of SwampButt Underwear this Father's Day. Just use the code "Dad 2021" and get 25% off your entire purchase. The amount will be subtracted during check-out. This applies to all of our SwampButt Underwear Made In the USA Brand garments.
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and sells a product that helps solve a real problem. SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who has sweat issues south of the belt or just likes to be comfortable. These incredible drawers were created to draw sweat away from the skin and are made with 91% polyester and 9% spandex.
- Form fitting with natural coverage
- Wicks away moisture for improved wear-ability
- Quick drying
- Extends to mid-thigh
- Great strength and resilience
- Signature logo on waistband
- Machine wash and dry
SwampButt Underwear™ is a registered trademark in the USA and other countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
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