This Fourth of July, SwampButt Underwear is dropping its flagship moisture-wicking briefs for men from $24.99 to a symbolic $17.76—a nod to 1776 and a liberating alternative to the costly skin problems that spike every July, when American men move from air conditioned comfort to the outside where lawn care, picnics, family vacations, fireworks, and ball games all occur. There are a lot of heat and sweat related ailments that will accompany the embarrassment of visible butt sweat. These conditions are uncomfortable and, in many cases, expensive to treat.
Medical Expenses to Treat Sweat Related Conditions
The Cost of Heat-Rash related doctor visits alone can run $150–$300 per appointment. The chafe related wound treatment cost can be as high as $500.00. “Our goal is to keep butt’s dryer and wallets fuller,” said SwampButt Underwear founder Harold Nicoll. “Consider it a revolution against swamp ass, the discomfort and cost of dealing with it too.” One pair of SwampButt Underwear ($17.76) vs. average summer skin-treatment costs of $120–$500—is a potential 90% savings for every man’s rear end in America.
Summary of Typical Cost Ranges
Condition | Typical Treatment Cost |
Heat Rash | $20–$200 |
Fungal Infection | $120–$300 |
Intertrigo | $80–$300 |
Chafing/Minor Wounds | Around $500 |
Dermatologist Visit | $150–$300 per visit |
The sale runs for the entire month of July 2025. See it online at SwampButt.com.
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that specializes in high-performance, humor-forward underwear engineered to evaporate moisture before embarrassment begins. Made from Lycra/Spandex we make and sell a product that helps solve a problem; the challenge of visible butt sweat. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the USA and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission. To learn more visit: https://swampbutt.com.
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